*Rubs your clit as a friend*
teganandsara:

Cherry picking

teganandsara:

Cherry picking

everydaysquid:

There’s your answer, fishbulb.

everydaysquid:

There’s your answer, fishbulb.

thealphapigeon:

-annoying:

you know my name not my

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.

exeggcute:

1vm:

exeggcute:

israel is awful therefore all jews are evil!! *conveniently fails to mention african and soviet jews*

this is like a white person saying “not all white people are racist” this is the jewish equivalent of “not all men” 

are you being deliberately obtuse

jewish ppl are literally an oppressed group what the fuck

slow-riot:

Share A Coke With An Old Friend You Haven’t Seen In Years And The More You Think About It You Slowly Realize That You Can’t Remember Their Face As Clearly and You’ve Forgotten The Sound of Their Voice And The Phone Number You Have For Them Doesn’t Work Anymore and You Realize That The People From Your Past Are Becoming Harder To Visualize Like Trying To Remember A Dream After You Wake Up

FRIENDLY, DAILY REMINDER:

durbikins:

GREYS AREN’T ALIENS

THEY ARE TIME TRAVELING HUMANS FROM THE FUTURE

THEY ARE TRYING TO BREAK US FREE FROM THE REPTILIAN RULE

THEY WANT TO ALTER THEIR TIME LINE FOR THE BETTER OF HUMANITY